The Most Pretentious Facebook Page Ever

Yeah, sorry about the hiatus. I've been sick. And working seven days a week as a contract attorney. And the dog ate my homework.

But a while back my sister came to visit. And over many alcoholic beverages, we shared our amusement the very pretentious Facebook pages that some people have created. Come on, do you really want me to believe little 25 year old child that your favorite book is Plato's Republic? Would you like a side order of douchebaggery with your pretention?

So in honor of these brave souls, who shall remain nameless, who set out to create facebook pages that appear to shine with intellect but instead are the sounding brass of mediocrity. In their honor, my sister and I created THE MOST PRETENTION FACEBOOK PAGE EVER. We also took a really pretentious picture of her in the DC cherry blossoms.

Most of the items in the "Interests" section were chosen by going through the dictionary and picking out words we didn't know, so don't feel inadequate if you don't know either.

Now, Behold the page in all its glory!

R**** G*****,

if only for the sake of elegance, is trying to remain morally pure.

Networks:	None
Interested In:	Men
Relationship Status:	In a Relationship
Looking For:	Friendship
Birthday:	May 3, 1982
Religious Views:	existentialist

Personal Info

Activities:	tisaning, commensalism, periphrasis, laicizing, envaginating, learning to overcome my corporeal existence
Interests:	bailiwick, lascers, saggers, graban, emetine, gordian knots, megilp, megaspores, semiotics, telotaxis, villein, the Buryat Republic, the allegory of the cave, Admiral Bembo's Ladder,
Favorite Music:	SHREDEXX, LEVELS aka FLASHMONEY PRODUKKY aka THE SUGAR CANE HURRICANE. LES CRITIQUE, ALL GRIME except movement. Bare Hiphop - B.I.G - Mobb Deep - Pharoe Monch-The Lox, BASSLINE, DUBSTEP.
Favorite TV Shows:	TV is the hobgoblin of little minds.
Favorite Movies:	Weekend (Jean Luc Goddard); Sleep (Andy Warhol); Un chien andalou (Dali et Buñuel); Ballet mécanique (Léger); Le charme discret de la bourgeoisie (Buñuel); Satyricon (Fellini)
Favorite Books:	Atlas Shrugged; Paradise Lost; Human, All Too Human; The Brothers Karamazov; Moby Dick; The Well Wrought Urn; The Oeconomicus; À la recherche du temps perdu
Favorite Quotes:	so much depends upon a red wheel barrow
About Me:	That which you call your soul or spirit is your consciousness, and that which you call 'free will' is your mind's freedom to think or not, the only will you have, your only freedom, the choice that controls all the choices you make and determines your life and your character.

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Goethe Institut(e) im Göttingen (Goettingen) ▪ Sherlock Holmes Club and Purveyors of Sherlockiana ▪ Cognitive Semiotics ▪ Existentialism ▪ Center for Linguistic Diversity ▪ Raw Food Life Style ▪ Whitehot Magazine of Contemporary Art: the official Facebook group ▪ Nouvelle Vague ▪ Matthew Barney ▪ The Harold Pinter Appreciation Society ▪ FREE TIBET! ▪ West Dean College ▪ Cordwainers College (London College of Fashion) ▪ University of the Arts- London ▪ The Youngin Europe Facebook Group

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Martin Heidegger

You are Heidegger: his main interests were in ontology, metaphysics, the history of Western philosophy, and technology. He is most known today for his writings on Phenomenology, Hermeneutics and Existentialism. He is criticized for joining the Nazi party during World War II, and modern philosophers don't agree about his intentions. Like Heidegger, you enjoy secluding yourself often to think about life and philosophy. You're passionate, and your relationships can sometimes be stormy.