Tiny is of course my steadfast and loyal roommate, and like the Borg, she is one of two (EZ being two).
Me: I think we need a waffle iron.
Tiny: Why?
Me: To make waffles for brunch and stuff.
Tiny: Are we going to be making brunch?
Me: Totally.
Tiny: I'm not sure we have room for a waffle iron.
Me: Of course we do. We'll just stick it in that cabinet where we put the other appliances.
Tiny: That cabinet is pretty full. Can you make waffles without the iron?
Me: No. Those are called pancakes.
